Oh just little pranks like.....
He wanted to go see some movie a couple of years ago, I think it was "Inglorious Bastards" and I told him it wasn't playing at the theater near us b/c I didn't want to go...he bought it but then he got me when he googled it.
This may sound horrible but he did this to me for years...I kept wanting to go to this Mexican Restaurant and he told me it CLOSED DOWN. Come to find out a year later....it's still open and
never closed.

He got me! I am soo gullible but he does that kind of thing all the time but I have finally caught on.

He tried telling me that Pet Super Market closed at 6 pm the other week but (HAHAHAHA) I knew better.

Pulled the wrong store on that joke - I know their operations hours by heart.
These little pranks are a daily occurrence under our roof. I have been trying to get him to hang this chandelier that I bought a couple weeks ago but he claims he needs some part he cannot locate. I think it BS too but I know nothing about hanging chandeliers/lights so I can't call him on it. I think he is just being lazy.
It's all in good fun....we put the "fun" in dysfunctional.
