In all the mess, I missed this lovely Uno getting his first band! You GO UNO!! You have a life with the BEST salads in town! It's going to be like "wake up, here's the bus to the Golden Coral Buffet..........we have seating right up front. What would you like to drink? I'll have that in just a moment. You enjoy your buffet. I'll be back when you need plates for a refill. Buuh BYE!"

Oh what a spoiled little sausage he will be.