I told you , didn't I? When they open those tiny beaks, great sounds come out.
As to the server giving you odd looks. You need to time it just right, and just as he's bending over the table, you need to come out with: "Now regarding the mealworms and maggots. .." Then be prepared to watch your server jump back with the most shocked, disghusted look, as he eyes the plates with horror.. Then be prepared to wet your pants, as he tries to cover up that 'blahch' look in a hurry.
~Elana~